I randomly threw around random countries on the true size map

Your World Map is Hiding Something - Metrocosm

30 Real World Maps That Show The True Size Of Countries

Why Your View of the World May be Completely Wrong – Putting Methods to the Madness

Map of places I found that are shaped like penises : r

30 Real World Maps That Show The True Size Of Countries

Interactive map tool shows the true size of the world's countries

The Pacific may be big, but it's not as big as my penis [to scale

Interactive map tool shows the true size of the world's countries

The True Size Of' allows you to easily compare the true sizes